Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson here! Parents, my lab boys tell me that half of you have a little girl. This figure's irrelevant though since for some reason we're already testing, boys like it just as much as girls. Doesn't your little girl or incredibly confused boy deserve the best kinda protection money can buy? We've got the new Pony line of turrets! Programmed with all the personality traits of yer rugrat's favorite equine. No need to be telling Hasbro about this either! And if they ask, you commissioned us to make it for you. Cave Johnson, we're done here.